As I came into the office Minion cheerfully explained that apparently the birds had only messed my desk and chair up and the rest was left sparkling.
Which is interesting as my desk is the furthest from the window and didn't have any bread on it.
Imagine that.
On questioning Minion had run out of water and couldn't clean it.
Used his jacket to quickly wipe before Boss arrived.
Incidentally Minion had a meeting at that very moment.
Not that the company has any other offices but he disappeared none the less.
Boss came around, had a chat, got to work.
An hour later a megaphone announced we were to come out slowly and surrender.
What the hell?!
Three hours of questioning and demands of the 'victim', Minion came around and bailed us out.
'mistake' my ass.
Heading home. Let's see how Minion gets to work on Monday..
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