Just another day at work...

-"So it works? God damnit I want to go to bed..."
-"Wait .. Wait.."
-"What?!"
-"It crashed! The damn thing finally crashed!"
-"Wooo!!! I'm off to bed!"
‎"No wait, that was just slow hardware... Stupid old phones"
"Does this look familiar to you? [ ]"
"What?"
"It's square one."
"Oh wait, we managed to crash it now!
Well it does crash but we have no idea why and we didn't change anything"
"So it's just crashing, for no reason now?"
"Pretty much.."
"You're not going to bed any time soon you know"
"Ok found the real crash.
Problem is it's not giving us any clues.
It only crashes on our 3.1.3, but we don't know why so we can't rule out newer firmware"
"Lemme see that.."
"..."

"Yeah..."
"The error is literally '???' "
"Brilliant.. That's just brilliant.."
"..What are you doing, and why are you holding that bucket?"
"I can't burn down the friggin' company that made this piece of... hardware.. Without gasoline. And that's liquid. Hence. Bucket."
"You do know you're paid by the hour right?"
"Aww maaaan.."
 

We really need to sort this bug out tomorrow...